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so which girl is your fav?

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It required much consideration, but I landed on this:

Any tips on becoming a good ✨anal slut✨ for someone with zero experience?

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Bend over and think of England.

Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords, what do I actually do when my sub safewords? Like I know not to ever ignore a safeword but when they use it, what is the procedure I should follow?

I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍

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And it is glad to be found.

I’ve been here —speaking like this, about this— for over ten years. In that time I have done unusual things, visited odd places, and collected a menagerie of curious creatures who all want to hump my foot.… Read the rest “I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍”

You use like a lot of big words and sometimes I don’t even know what the words mean, but it’s kinda cool how smart you are bc it’s hot

Merry Christmas, you addlepated nincompoop!

Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa, or each girl getting a free orgasm…?

Anyways, Merry Christmas! I’m so glad I discovered you this year 💗

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Our primary holidays are International Bedtime Month and the holy days of April and October.… Read the rest “Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa,…”

i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things you do and treat me how you treat cunts. he’s almost there, sometimes he says things that are right on track, but not quite, and it feels like the worst edging session of my life.

i dont think i deserve it but if you ever let me call you daddy i think i would pass out

If I were to let you call me daddy, the night would just be starting when you passed out.

i love you

Congratulations, that’s the best idea you had in 2023.