Quotes

my whole life people have been very upfront about they like me for my body. it’s gotten to the point where i went on a date last night and he complimented my taste in music, and instead of finding that nice i got angry.… Read the rest “my whole life people have been very upfront about they like me for my…”

Forgive my curiosity, but I cannot stop thinking about what your girls (and you) look like, specially together. I understand the reason for not posting pictures including faces, but is there a way you could tell us something like each one’s height and weight so I could guess what they would all look like in a room together?

Fangirling cause you liked one of my reblogged post on my blog. Totally do not have my heart in my throat right now.

(submitted by: anonymityiskeysposts)

And now you’ve had an ask posted! What’s next, a reblog? Where does this sick shit stop?… Read the rest “Fangirling cause you liked one of my reblogged post on my blog. Totally do…”

things are going great with my new boyfriend. i feel like we really connect? how do i let him in that i’m super crazy without scaring him away? i feel like i can’t keep up this front forever

(submitted by: Anonymous)

If he hasn’t had a peek at your crazy yet, then you haven’t really connected, and it’s time you change that.… Read the rest “things are going great with my new boyfriend. i feel like we really connect?…”

Hello Sir! May I ask if you can explain the difference between ‘brats’ and your girls? They all seem (at times) very…. Spirited? Headstrong? Sassy? one of them even occasionally bordering on belligerent 😅 what’s the difference? I guess I envision brats as all of those things, and if I did not know you did not like brats I would assume that you did based on them.… Read the rest “Hello Sir! May I ask if you can explain the difference between ‘brats’ and…”

While watching Jim Carey’s The Grinch this year, his voice reminded me of yours. I love all the different accents you can do Mr. B! Merry Christmas!

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Merry Christmas right back atcha!

How would you go about adding a new girl to your harem, if you ever wanted to? Everyone is so tight knit, any new additions must be very intimidated 🫠

RE: how?

The same way I added the old ones… I’d beneficently accept her fangirlish enthusiasm as her devotion to me slowly developed and she was forced by her own yearning to progressively expose her body and soul until there’s nothing left to show and everything to give.… Read the rest “How would you go about adding a new girl to your harem, if you…”