You talk about your coworker’s husbands hating you. I’m taking this as you being…

You talk about your coworker’s husbands hating you. I’m taking this as you being generally charming and attractive (or maybe you got incredibly lucky and chanced upon a den of very good girls). Do you have any advice for being like that?

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I want to lose weight. I’m not big, but a little chubby and soft.…

I want to lose weight. I’m not big, but a little chubby and soft. My Daddy has agreed to help by instructing me to do work outs and will occasionally ask about what I’ve eaten throughout the day to help me the reasonable calorie deficit I am maintaining until I reach my goal.

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penises are lots and lots of fun to play with but are ugly to…

penises are lots and lots of fun to play with but are ugly to look at, its true. if only something could be done about that… i got nothing. your the smart man, whats your idea?

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I’m afraid I’m not smart enough to solve the riddle of cock… I feel penises are better left to the ministrations of those who don’t find them repulsively ridiculous.

I have a few questions about your girls and their interactions with one another,…

I have a few questions about your girls and their interactions with one another, If I may ask… are they allowed to visit each other without you? Fuck each other without you? Date one another, fall in love?

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  1. Sure.
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You’re so rude and the thing that scares me the most is that I…

You’re so rude and the thing that scares me the most is that I like you so much. I wish I had you in my life… Another scary thing. (Sorry if I I made some mistakes but unfortunately English is not my native language)

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hi. if there’s a hot older man in my life who is serious about…

hi. if there’s a hot older man in my life who is serious about my betterment, takes me on as his protégé, truly cares about me, and who i can tell is holding himself back from taking my holes by the last little thread of his own morals…

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