Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?

Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?

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Pinky’s the only one with a sleep issue that would benefit from a bedtime, and hers is mostly caused by short-term allergy meds. The rest are gonna snap awake with nightmares after a few hours, whether I put them to bed at 9pm or midnight.… Read the rest “Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?”

Is being single a prerequisite for being yours?Would you ever be interested in a…

Is being single a prerequisite for being yours?

Would you ever be interested in a girl who’s got other men in her life, who are perfectly aware of her dedication to you and content to laugh and shake their heads about it?

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I watched a bit of the last livestream after it was posted. I love…

I watched a bit of the last livestream after it was posted. I love your voice.

Curious as to whether you ever actually tell bedtime stories there, though.

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I don’t personally understand the appeal of my voice, but…

We’ve done Story Time on a few occasions.… Read the rest “I watched a bit of the last livestream after it was posted. I love…”

Is it better to arrive at your door trained and ready to go, or…

Is it better to arrive at your door trained and ready to go, or do you enjoy the process of training a girl?

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Those who walk through my door are undergoing a profound psychosexual transformation, and something akin to a religious conversion.… Read the rest “Is it better to arrive at your door trained and ready to go, or…”

I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug…

I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug macarons is because she has nice tits and is willing to eat ass

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Her tits are indeed pretty good… they haven’t been stabbed with needles nearly often enough, but overall, they’re fine.… Read the rest “I’ll be honest, the only reasons I can think of wanting to feed Glowbug…”

Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well

Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well

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Most descriptions of Puddles’ characteristics end the same way: “considering… well.”

Because she’s Miss Congeniality in a pageant where she is the only contestant. In a wold where girls are treasures, she’s a consolation prize.… Read the rest “Puddles has a very sweet voice considering…well”

I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna…

I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna see your list as to why she’s never had it, doesn’t deserve it lol

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What, you want me to publicly dismantle and document the fleshy apparatus she pilots to and fro through life like a dwarven Gundam forged from bad decisions and carbohydrates?… Read the rest “I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna…”