Quotes

I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless…

I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless until I’m in a situation where I can fully devote and worship you. I’m just touching base to say that the work I’m doing in your name is going swell.

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i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are…

i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are pathetic

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You’re not pathetic; the world makes it hard to be a girl, and takes away half your options for expressing your frustration.… Read the rest “i’m also really suicidal. why is that such a thing with girls? we are…”

Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of…

Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of livestreams? Can they be cashed in for treats?

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From finish to start:

Good Girl Points exist somewhere in the liminal space between Stan Lee’s No Prize and crypto, meaning their value hovers between “wholly imaginary” and “slightly stupid”.… Read the rest “Please could you explain your good girl point scheme? Is it something outside of…”

are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)

are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)

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Bits and pieces. They almost all lean left politically, but they’re only intermittently political. They’re mostly little old ladies in twentysomething drag… they’re generally befuddled by the latest cultural trends, their grasp of current technology is akin to that of a random grandma, and with the exception of Pinky, they get up before the sun and tend to fall asleep a couple hours after it goes down.… Read the rest “are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)”

Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir I’m in the UK so I…

Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir 💗 I’m in the UK so I always miss them

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I’ve really slacked off on posting the stream recordings. I fell behind because of all the medical insanity that prevailed for six months or so, then fell behind more with The Gathering, and then dropped off a cliff with all the streaming I did in August.… Read the rest “Pretty please upload more streams to YouTube, Sir I’m in the UK so I…”

With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep…

With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep up. Are they all on tumblr?

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They’re all here. The Tumblr-to-my-semen-inside-you pipeline is real.

But they’re not exactly new. I first became aware of Blossom in, what… 2017?… Read the rest “With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep…”

Is this it for now or would you like your girl collection to keep…

Is this it for now or would you like your girl collection to keep growing?

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One can’t be a proper guru with only five disciples. Christ had twelve, and let’s face it, he was running his organization on a loaves-and-fishes shoestring.… Read the rest “Is this it for now or would you like your girl collection to keep…”