[CONTENT ADVISORY: Don’t ask, just move along.]
In privately relating her deepest sexual desire, a woman recently apologized for boring me with something “too tame”, and I thought it would be nice to publicly (albeit anonymously) reassure her that I found it far from tame.… Read the rest “”
I like the way you tell me you “have been happy,” as if you can already feel it slipping away. It must be quite something, to suddenly feel your feet trembling on a tightrope you didn’t realize you were walking.
I don’t know about this “equal” business, but I can certainly enjoy a competent, self-actuated woman’s company, and I’ve found that there’s nothing more valuable in a man’s life than a well-chosen accomplice.
It’s my special blend of eleven herbs and spices.
I’m doing the Lord’s work.
Which is to say, mine.
A few things:
(1) I’ve never read the book, and am unlikely to see the movie. If I want to watch a film about people wrecking themselves with sexuality, I’ll watch Steve McQueen’s Shame again.
(2) I think the “romanticizing abuse” meme is horseshit.… Read the rest “How do you feel about fifty shades of grey?”
I am everywhere and nowhere, the shadow that haunts the corner of your eye. I am a monument to your frailty and cowardice, to be worshipped like the God your cunt has made of me. I know the names of all your darkest fears, and more importantly, they know mine.… Read the rest “Are you in the LA area Sir?”
If that’s really what you want, why aren’t you out experiencing it?
It’s not as if you have to actually do anything to be violated; Men, Inc. is busy every day, cranking out swaggering, staggering monsters to stalk your nightmares and/or Facebook.… Read the rest “i just want to be tied over a table and fucked by anyone walking by, or kept captive and fucked brutally whenever his friends want. I need someone to tell me to take his cock, i want someone who will shove it in my ass without asking, i want someone who will make me eat his ass, i want someone who will throw me against walls, i want someone who will push me down and rape me on the floor, i want someone who will gag me and tie me so i cant move and let me struggle and scream while i get pounded.”
Depends on why he’s being nice, I suppose.
For example, perhaps he doesn’t care about you. Screaming “WHORE!” into a woman’s spittle-flecked, wide-eyed face while filling her ass with cum and strangling her with a shoelace is hard work, and it’s possible you just aren’t worth the effort.… Read the rest “How do I get a guy to stop being nice to me?”
Heh. Amusingly, I never intended Sir Michael to become my spirit animal. My intent was to swap the photo out every few weeks with another older and vaguely creepy B-list actor, but it never happened, for several reasons:
1. I was watching The Borgias at the time, and wanted to put Jeremy Irons into the rotation… until I figured out that Jeremy Irons means something very specific to Tumblr.… Read the rest “I bet this really is Michael Madsen.”
