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any advice on how to attract experienced guys if i’m a 5 foot 1 virgin chick?

I love the way you phrase that, like being a 5’1” virgin is akin to having a conjoined twin growing out of your armpit. “How do I get experienced men to ignore the creepy way Half-Susie’s misshapen little foot kicks when they touch my nipple?”… Read the rest “any advice on how to attract experienced guys if i’m a 5 foot 1 virgin chick?”

Freud would say all this kinky shit you do is your mother’s fault. And though I hate Freud and his ability to blame every psychological issue on the vagina, I see a similarity between you two. So, tell me, honeycakes, what did mommy do to hurt you?

I’ll grant that his “don’t they know we’re bringing them the plague?” is the kind of line I’d love to craft, but like Freud, you suffer from a lack of imagination.

Never blame a mother for the babysitter’s handiwork; then as now, bored teenaged girls can be surprisingly perverted.

Why do you think you write what you write? (No bashing, just an honest curiosity)

Women fascinate me; everything about them is interesting. The way they look, smell, talk, laugh, move, and feel… all the classic stuff. But I also love the weird, fucked-up parts, the bits they’re reluctant to let men see; the stuff they work so hard to pose and primp and prance around.… Read the rest “Why do you think you write what you write? (No bashing, just an honest curiosity)”

What’s your number 1 fantasy???

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Daddy sewing my cunt shut & forcing me to be an anal only cunt. I like to picture myself kicking & screaming. Begging Him not to. Telling Him He can’t do that, it’s not fair. In my head, Daddy patiently smiles at me, explains that I’m His property, so of course He can do whatever He wants with me.

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what’s your favourite movie?

I hate giving an honest answer here, because it’s going to come off so film-buff cliché, but… it’s Citizen Kane. Since first seeing it in my early twenties, I’ve watched it dozens of times. Gregg Toland and Orson Welles invented the look of modern cinema in 1941, and I’m continually amazed by it.… Read the rest “what’s your favourite movie?”