When I was in third grade —in the ’70s— I tried to convince a pretty, blond girl in my class to do a strip show for the boys. Negotiations broke down over venue availability, but prior to that, I had an in-principle deal netting myself a front row seat and 50% of the gate.… Read the rest “Hi.”
Quotes
You could be the most physically repulsive man on earth and I’d probably still beg you to fuck me silly
And even if —especially if— you were the prettiest little sex toy to ever spread two legs, I’d still tell you “no,” just to watch the look on your face.
I’d probably end up fucking you anyway —because erection— but almost as an afterthought.… Read the rest “You could be the most physically repulsive man on earth and I’d probably still beg you to fuck me silly”
how would you treat a girl who’s never had sex before? not even a kiss?
In my black little heart of hearts, would I love to be some chick’s first big mistake? Would I like to bite an untouched lip, look into her eyes, and savor the moment when her innocence dies? Would I delight in the opportunity to whisper little cruelties in her ear and lick the tears from her cheek as her body accepts the first of many invasions?… Read the rest “how would you treat a girl who’s never had sex before? not even a kiss?”
I adore your blog. It definitely helps me tucker out myself some nights and early mornings. <3 an equally creepy 24yo cunt
I’ve already been told that the blog causes orgasm and reduces anxiety; now you’re saying it’s a workout routine, too. Hm.
If I can figure out how to get eight essential vitamins and minerals into this bitch, I’m taking it to the FDA.
Twin Peaks: The Return
Through the darkness of futures past
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds:
“Fire… walk with me.”
It’s happening again. You people have no idea how happy this makes me… I’m considering changing my avatar to Leland Palmer.
i really want to talk to you off anon but how does a 19 year old girl know she can trust you? after all, everyone tells girls to be careful of forty year old men with sex blogs..
Everyone is right. 🙂 You should always be careful, particularly when you’re nineteen, because nineteen year old girls don’t often know all the ways a man can hurt them. Bear in mind that getting yourself in over your head is hot, right up until the moment that it isn’t.… Read the rest “i really want to talk to you off anon but how does a 19 year old girl know she can trust you? after all, everyone tells girls to be careful of forty year old men with sex blogs..”
Why do you hate women so much?
I don’t hate women. Not even a little. Women are awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that when one of them tells me she wants to be treated like a worthless, deviant little whore, I take her at her word and give her what she wants.… Read the rest “Why do you hate women so much?”
God youre rude! I mean i understand that youre a sadist BUT THERE IS NO REASONS TO DISRESPECT WOMEN THE WAY YOU DO. THATS JUST DISTURBING AND SAD TO KNOW THERE ARE FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD… Ughh idiot…
Thank you for your calm and well-considered remonstrance.
I second the audio recording whole heartedly
The sluts have spoken. I’m working on it.
Do you use safewords?
I prefer word-words. “Oh my god, I’ve got a charley horse in my butthole” will get my attention quicker than some random code phrase, and conveys more useful information.
Also, it’s funnier, and I like laughing at naked, crying girls.