Have you ever watched the movie, or better yet, read the book Call Me…

Have you ever watched the movie, or better yet, read the book Call Me By Your Name? I think I saw that you like romance movies, I couldn’t recommend it more.

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I have not, despite all the positive buzz around the movie.… Read the rest “Have you ever watched the movie, or better yet, read the book Call Me…”

I watched the recording with blossom! Thank you for posting it, she’s so cute!…

I watched the recording with blossom! Thank you for posting it, she’s so cute! You seem very comfortable together 😊 keep being the coolest, thank you! (Both of you!)

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You’re welcome!

Blossom did a pretty good job… if you can look past the technical incompetence and compulsive finger sniffing, she was a fine guest.

I love the livestream of you and Blossom ‘interacting’. Even though it was mainly…

I love the livestream of you and Blossom ‘interacting’. Even though it was mainly you picking on her and lots of ‘ummm’ ‘me??!’ ‘noooo’ interludes from Blossom.

Please do more like that it’s too damn cute!

(I’m new, so apologises if you’ve already done tons like that!)

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Have you ever helped your girls get over insecurities? Like, you make fun of…

Have you ever helped your girls get over insecurities? Like, you make fun of her for something she genuinely doesn’t like about herself and she’s like “oh wait I enjoy when he makes fun of me for that”?

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I so enjoy your blog! You make me yearn for the good old days…

I so enjoy your blog! You make me yearn for the good old days when I would travel to meet mean older men and get beaten and fucked all weekend. I’m settled down now, siiiiigh. I hope you don’t mind that I’m fantasizing about being a very bad girl and running off to get used by you.… Read the rest “I so enjoy your blog! You make me yearn for the good old days…”

You bring meaning to my worthlessness. I love being a fraction of a drop…

You bring meaning to my worthlessness. I love being a fraction of a drop in your bucket, and I love you.

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It’s better to be the smallest, most insignificant thing than to never be at all.

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