The way you present your life is hilarious. Do people really believe that you…

The way you present your life is hilarious. Do people really believe that you have dozens of girls who fuck you and do everything you want and you have the time to ethically deal with all of them?

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I’m glad I’ve brought you such hilarity, given the apparent paucity of your imagination and your inability to recognize that your woeful limitations are yours alone.… Read the rest “The way you present your life is hilarious. Do people really believe that you…”

Have you ever been with a black girl? I dont see you post any

Have you ever been with a black girl? I dont see you post any.

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I had four fingers in a black girl last summer. Spit in her face, too. She licked my precum off her palm.

Later in the year, I pinched her nose shut and clamped my hand over her mouth and watched her eyes widen while the tears started to well.… Read the rest “Have you ever been with a black girl? I dont see you post any”

Hi Mr. B,First time caller, long time listener, occasional visitor to your lovely live…

Hi Mr. B,

First time caller, long time listener, occasional visitor to your lovely live stream.

I mentioned to my therapist that I sometimes join your broadcast on bad days, and she had already heard of you … many times.

You are well known among therapists as well as broken girls, apparently.

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You totally put me to sleep with that song you played for “all the…

You totally put me to sleep with that song you played for “all the sleepy people” last night

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You’re welcome. Although “last night” was actually last week.

This week, I introduced everyone to Kenny Loggins’ Return to Pooh Corner.… Read the rest “You totally put me to sleep with that song you played for “all the…”