Quotes

what are your thoughts on plus sized women?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

That they should stop stomping on my foot every time they get off the damned couch.

Sadly, grace is sometimes a bit too much to ask.

How many subs do you have?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I don’t have subs.

I have disciples.

My partner and I are open. He told he wasn’t going to cum in this other girl the first time he met her. He told me after they hooked up that he didn’t. Now I’m finding out a month later that he did (and it wasn’t an accident).

… Read the rest “My partner and I are open. He told he wasn’t going to cum in…”

Are you married? Who do you live with?

Do you find Sofia Richie attractive?

Are we talking about Lionel’s kid? I had to look her up.

I scrolled around IG for a bit, and I mean, she looks great. I’m not blown away or anything, but sure, she’s attractive.

What makes someone fuckable to you?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

A face I enjoy, a body I can work with, and a heart that knows its place.

How should I show you I’m useful?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Get to know me, figure out what I need, and become it.

My first boyfriend just broke up with me. It was cordial and loving break up. He is 20 years older than me, but in the 2+ years we were together he never took my virginity. He would rub me down there and make me come a lot until I was shaking, but he never had sex with me…why?

… Read the rest “My first boyfriend just broke up with me. It was cordial and loving break…”

There’s going to be a knock on your door at ten o’clock this morning. The person at the door has a package for you to sign. When you get this package, don’t open it up until noon whereby there will be a telephone call.

… Read the rest “There’s going to be a knock on your door at ten o’clock this morning.…”

i know i’m my man’s side chick, but for some reason it doesn’t bother me?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

Not everyone gets to be a leading lady, but every show needs a supporting cast.