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i was kinda wondering and like have you ever had a girl that you thought was the one? or like idk do you even think that you could sometime meet a girl that makes you believe theres no one else in the world for you but her?

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Do you think it’s rude for women to do “impolite” things around men? Like burp or blow their nose or crack their knuckles? Or what about your girls specifically?

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Rudeness is contextual. And women can do whatever they want around men.… Read the rest “Do you think it’s rude for women to do “impolite” things around men? Like…”

are all of your girls Canadian?

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Nah. Just the really gross ones.

the girls you’re meeting Have waited collectively TEN YEARS to meet you? 😅 wow. I don’t know if I’m impressed or just stunned!

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I went back and counted… for April, it’s eight, not ten.

But this fall, it’ll be a minimum of ten.

I am so pissed at Tumblr. No delete button should ever trigger an immediate delete, especially when the delete and edit buttons are twenty pixels apart.

Anyway… I just deleted an answered ask that went something like this:

Anon: “Would you ever be involved with a person with autism lol”

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I wish you were in the room with me -🙈

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Our first official gathering is happening in April. Girls who have collectively waited ten years to meet me will finally kneel at my feet, speak the vows of their sisterhood, bear my mark, and begin new lives in my service.… Read the rest “I wish you were in the room with me –”

hi um ive started dating a couple of months ago but my bf doesnt know about any of my kinks and im kinda scared to tell him because i think hes pretty vanilla tbh um do you have any advice on what i could do ..?

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how has your blog been up for so long tell me your secrets

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Let’s see…

1. It’s hard to follow The Rules when the rules keep changing, but I don’t actively try to circumvent them.
2. This blog began with porn captioning, which was easy and fun.

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How do I put myself out there to meet people like you & make the stuff I get off to in my room become my real life?

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The first thing you do is make damned sure that real life is what you actually want.… Read the rest “How do I put myself out there to meet people like you & make…”