Essays and Bad Ideas

Scenes From The Stupid Corner

The best part about putting a camera in a girl’s home isn’t watching her fuck herself, verifying bedtime compliance, or using it to approve outfits.

It’s all the humiliating shit she does when she forgets you’re watching. It nourishes my soul. No matter how she tries to present herself, if you watch closely, you’ll catch her being a dork.

For example: if Idiot the Younger’s face weren’t plainly visible in every frame, I have an impromptu nightshirt-dance-party video I’d love to share. It is pure, bouncy, arm-flailing joy. It is hilarious.

You’re really missing out. ‘Cause let me tell you… some girls go, and some girls go hard.