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secretlaurie:

I am not sure she agreed to this… I think he may be just taking her ass.

Similar to software packages and online services, my house includes a user license and TOS. By entering, you’ve already agreed to be violated and abused, and you waive all rights to whine like a little bitch afterward.

If I knock you up or give you herpes, you must seek redress through arbitration, with an arbiter of my choosing, at a remote outpost in Antarctica. Damages are limited to whatever lint I happen to have in my pocket that day.