All y’all pineapple pizza lovers can go straight to hell
Looking at you, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls. You want some mango for your steak? Strawberries for your cheeseburger?
Fucking-A I’ll eat mango with steak! Are you kidding? Marinated flank, grilled, sliced on the bias, served on tortillas with cilantro, green onion, and a mango salsa… that shit *kills*.
And now I’m hungry. Bitch.
The only time sweet fruit belongs on hot meat is if you’re watching twink porn, old man.
I’m going to overlook your deranged culinary myopia because that made me laugh.