She’s a cutie.
omg 😍😍
I want someone to make me take a picture of myself in the exact same position, put them side by side, and point out every way she looks better than me. I’d almost definitely start crying before anything was even said 😔
So what you’re saying here is that you have a kink for very long lists.
*ahem*
Guys, I genuinely tried to cater to my sadistic audience and recreate this picture like you all keep asking me, and all I can say is that this girl, quite frankly, must have FREAKISHLY LONG arms because I spent *forever* tryna get all those body parts in one frame and let me tell you it is bloody impossible 🤨
After your failure to develop normal, adult-sized limbs made it necessary, I conducted a detailed photographic analysis that involved carelessly pasting vaguely similar photos of you over her and seeing how they lined up. Allow me to sum up the situation for you:
- She’s small everywhere you’re big.
- She’s firm everywhere you’re squishy.
- She’s long everywhere you’re short.
- She curves, you bulge.
- Don’t get me started on the arms.
- You both have nice hair.
Happy now? I hope you appreciate all my effort.