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Anal oxygen administration may save lives | The Economist — Some sluts are going to be way ahead of the curve the next time they need to intubated.
Amazon will install small ‘ZenBooth’ meditation kiosks in its warehouses | Engadget — Oh sure! And when I try to shut my underlings in uncomfortably small cells whenever they complain about their lot in life, I have to deal with SWAT teams and court-mandated psychiatric intervention!
Dame Pom Review: An Approachable and Adorable Vibrator | WIRED — Because no one wants a standoffish and emotionally unavailable sex toy.
Oculus update set to enable impressive mixed reality capture on iPhone XS and later – 9to5Mac — Coming soon… videos of me bouncing around like a moron, swiping at virtual objects. Coming immediately after… videos of me bouncing around like a moron, being deleted before anyone ever sees them.
Apple Music adding lossless streaming to entire catalog at no extra cost, Spatial Audio support with Dolby Atmos – 9to5Mac — I know I’m being curmudgeonly, but what a nothingburger. Apple just spent the last few years convincing us to ditch our wired headphones for AirPods, and then today they announced lossless audio that won’t play on even a $500 AirPods Max headset. I mean, yeah, “Spatial Audio” works, but… so? 🤷🏻‍♂️ That didn’t impress anyone in the ’70s when the buzzword was “quadraphonic”, and they’re not gonna care today, either.