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babiepig:

help help sos i haven’t been this achy n squirmy in months n idk what to do abt it.. everything is warm and – squiggly, or whatever, and … !!!! tingly 🥺 and.. 🥺

Did it ever occur to you, squalid sow, that being “achy n squirmy” is all you’re meant to be? That further action from you is undesirable? That there is no “about” to be done?

And furthermore, isn’t it just a bit rude to seek a change to a state that someone has so kindly put you in? Some gifts aren’t meant to be exchanged, you know.