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Things you might want to know, for Mar 28, 2023:

• I Ate Aphrodisiac ‘Sex Dust’ for a Month, and Now I’m a Poet
• Texas scientists name newly discovered ancient beaver after Buc-ee’s, the state’s wildly popular rest stop
• Want to Raise Kind, Generous Kids? Take Them to an Art Museum | Inc.com
• Uber Eats is shutting down thousands of virtual restaurants to make the app less spammy
• They Posted Porn on Twitter. German Authorities Called the Cops

• I Could Play ‘Disney Dreamlight Valley’ Until the End of Time
• Get Ready For A Twitter Feed Of Assholes Only
• Apple Explains Why It Launched an iPhone App Dedicated to Classical Music
• Amy Jo Johnson Pushes Back on Claims That She Turned Down Power Rangers Reunion Over Money
• News anchor removed from air after quoting Snoop Dogg

• Would building a Dyson sphere be worth it? We ran the numbers.
• Slay The Spire Downfall mod developers are making their own tabletop fantasy roguelike
• Fallout Writer Chris Avellone’s Accusers Settle Libel Case For Seven Figures
• Air Review
• Captain America 4 Will See Liv Tyler Return to MCU After a 15-Year Absence

• Uh-Oh, The Super Mario Bros. x Lush Bath Bombs Look Like Pee
• Apple Releases iOS and iPadOS 16.4 with New Emoji, Notifications for Web Apps on the Home Screen, Voice Isolation for Cellular Calls, New Shortcuts Actions, and More
• Truck tire sends Kia Soul flying
• She Escaped Scientology in the Trunk of a Car. Her Nightmare Is Far From Over.
• Is Lana Del Rey Really a Pop Star?