ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want…

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want and aren’t afraid to get it. Plus it would look amazing, lil 5’1 you bossing 6’4 me around 😳😳

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

storyofasub:

……..why are you putting v dangerous ideas into my head though

“Dangerous”. I mean… okay.

In the sense that a Three Stooges routine was “dangerous”.

“Dangerous” like an ambitious baby koala.

“Dangerous” like a sentient ball of hair and reproductive organs.

Yup. Super duper dangerous indeed.

Can I just say

I can’t be offended by sentient ball of hair with reproductive organs. And ‘ambitious baby koala’ is a massive compliment. Soooo 🤨

Can I just say

I don’t find it even slightly surprising that you experience insults and compliments as interchangeable phenomena. Sluuuut 🙂