ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want…

ngl you’d be a hot domme i reckon – you know what you want and aren’t afraid to get it. Plus it would look amazing, lil 5’1 you bossing 6’4 me around šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

storyofasub:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

storyofasub:

ā€¦ā€¦..why are you putting v dangerous ideas into my head though

ā€œDangerousā€. I meanā€¦ okay.

In the sense that a Three Stooges routine was ā€œdangerousā€.

ā€œDangerousā€ like an ambitious baby koala.

ā€œDangerousā€ like a sentient ball of hair and reproductive organs.

Yup. Super duper dangerous indeed.

Can I just say

I canā€™t be offended by sentient ball of hair with reproductive organs. And ā€˜ambitious baby koalaā€™ is a massive compliment. Soooo šŸ¤Ø

Can I just say

I donā€™t find it even slightly surprising that you experience insults and compliments as interchangeable phenomena. Sluuuut šŸ™‚