I was just watching the Tim Pool video that’s making the rounds on Xitter, and…

  1. Where, when, and how were all these fragile, sad boys taught to hate women? I mean, was Mommy a doormat and Daddy a mean drunk? Didja get your widdle heart broken at some point, champ? Did the pretty girl prefer another boy to you for at least 100 reasons, only one or two of which you were emotionally capable of processing? Who was the crazy, calculating, irrational, weak, yet somehow all-powerful woman who did this to you, precious?
  2. When I see a woman speaking in dehumanizing generalities about men, I can be pretty damned safe in assuming that she —or a woman close to her— has been beaten or raped by a man. That doesn’t make her shitty comments okey-dokey, but it provides an important context… her bitterness is steeped in the banality of a dreadful probability. In contrast, when I see a man speaking in dehumanizing generalities about women, I can be pretty damned safe in assuming I’m looking at a few douchey YouTube monkeys congratulating themselves for never being the victims of anything real in their entire fucking lives, and conspiring to keep it that way.
  3. The dude’s studio looks like something dreamed up by an angrier-yet-strangely-still-sexless Buster Bluth, right after he’s gone off to Army.
  4. Hey! You! Young men out there who probably shouldn’t be reading this blog but might be anyway! GIRLS ARE AWESOME. THEY’RE LOTS OF FUN. THEY CAN DO COOL SHIT. THEY SAY INTERESTING STUFF. THEIR BODIES CONTAIN A THRILL RIDE FOR YOUR PENIS. THERE’S EVERYTHING TO LOVE ABOUT THEM.
  5. What is up with the contempt for OnlyFans? Porn has always been a multi-billion dollar enterprise dedicated to enriching distributors while churning through an evergreen collection of inadequately compensated performers, and OF simply turns that on it’s head and oh wait yeah I see why you’re mad now.