Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

A all-hands-on-dick threesome? Once.

The beginning was pretty good… I had one girl blindfolded with headphones on, cuffed to a bed frame. Then I got up, went to the back door, and let the other girl in the house. We went to the bedroom, stripped, and each put one hand on her… when the third hand touched her, her mouth flew open and the night began in earnest.

Unfortunately, I just didn’t enjoy the rest. I was a kid and easily distracted, so there was just too much going on… I was caught up in the mechanics of tending to two people at once, and it was more tiring than anything.

But I can say this: a threesome where one girl is watching while I use the other? That shit’s fantastic.

Having since presided over a series of multi-cunt sexual events and having enjoyed each and every one, you may now consider this response to be an artifact of a simpler time.