Judy Greer: Maggie Gyllenhaal Made ‘Quirky’ Lead Actresses Cool ❝ Judy Greer explained how Maggie Gyllenhaal in ‘Secretary’ made ‘quirky’ lead actresses part of the zeitgeist. 💬 Judy, darling… c’mon. Maggie Gyllenhaal is quirky. You’re cute and funny and charming as fuck, and unless they really de-glammed you for the role, you’d have been way too hot for Secretary. In that role, you’d have intimidated Spader’s character so much he’d have never hired you in the first place. For selfish reasons, I’d love to have seen you try, of course… but that casting went exactly as it should.
Battling Infectious Diseases in the 20th Century: The Impact of Vaccines ❝ The number of infected people, measured over 70-some years and across all 50 states and the District of Columbia, generally declined after vaccines were introduced. 💬 It’s sobering to realize that if Fox News and the Wall Street Journal pulled themselves out of the MAGA nosedive, they could turn into legitimate heroes of the American Experiment.
I still think the movie should have been called The Good, The Bad, and Eli Wallach Needs A Bath
Clint Eastwood’s Box-Office History Prove ‘Juror #2’ Worth ❝ Clint Eastwood’s box office history proves that Juror #2 was worthy of a theatrical release and Warner Bros. should have given him one. 💬 When you see the inflation-adjusted numbers of Eastwood’s studio output over the last seventy years, it’s kind of astonishing. He’s a low-key titan of the film industry, taking Woody Allen-sized budgets and semi-regularly turning them into modest blockbusters. And just as an aside: Unforgiven is in my top 10 movies of all time.
Dog-sitter films explicit OnlyFans content in client homes, raising privacy concerns ❝ A Nova Scotia woman says she was shocked to discover her bathroom floor and swimming pool were the background of explicit videos posted by her dog-sitter on an adults-only website. 💬 I’ll consider this news when she starts fucking her canine clients. Until then, here’s a thought… quit lurking around OF and maybe you won’t see shit you don’t want to see.
ba-WOOSH!
Flush Toilet Finder | jRustonApps ❝ Flush Toilet Finder is the quickest, simplest way of finding a public bathroom or restroom. 💬 Fuck Yelp… this is the hyper-local, user-generated recommendation database we need. We all need a personal George Costanza, directing us to the best toilet in our cities.
Max tries its hand at procedural in first teaser for medical drama The Pitt ❝ Max tries its hand at procedural in first teaser for medical drama The Pitt 💬 Such is my sentimental love for the first half of ER’s run that I will absolutely give this show a chance. And even if it starts off weak, the show’s structural conceit —all 15 episodes are set during a single hospital shift— is novel enough to keep me hanging around for a bit beyond the pilot.
Former comedian Russell Brand ended up selling “magical amulets” for “EMF protection” ❝ I’ve watched with fascination and disgust as Russell Brand has transformed over the years from actor, to spiritual guru and conspirituality grifter (which includes hawking cryptocurrency), to—immediately following rape allegations—right-wing Jesus loving Christian MAGA darling… 💬 The frustrating thing about Brand is that he’s legitimately talented and smart. Most MAGA figures are knuckle-dragging know- and do-nothings, but Russell can produce everything from the filthiest comedy to melodious recitations of Shakespeare without batting an eye. Which almost makes his turn worse, because it’s so clearly cynical and defensive… he’s hiding among the dipshits and morons to protect himself from the repercussions of a couple decades of substance-addled sex-addiction. And it’s working.
We wouldn’t want anyone thinking she’s sexy, now would we?
Sexual Scene At Sabrina Carpenter’s Show Stirs Debates ❝ “She has such a young fan base and to traumatize them like that is so sad.” 💬 Screw every single one of these haters in the orifice of their choice. I’m hardly a fan of Carpenter’s music, but get over yourselves, you entitled, whining little bitchlets… all the pop and rock music ever made had —and always will have— a young fan base, and who gives a flying, flipping, fantastical fuck? Tipper Gore would love you neo-Puritanical freaks, and that ain’t a compliment.
What you actually got from those comic book ads ❝ X-Ray Specs? Amazing fighting techniques? Magic tricks? A monkey? These videos show off what actually arrived when you ordered something from a comic ad. 💬 As a former kid who spent untold hours staring with wide-eyed curiosity at those ads, I appreciate that someone finally answered all of my unspoken questions.
Tripping on magic mushrooms to treat anorexia nervosa ❝ In another promising study on the medical use of psilocybin, the hallucinogen in magic mushrooms, researchers have shown that psychedelic therapy can help with treatment-resistant eating disorders.
23 Wild Porn Sex Acts That Don’t Work ❝ “Stopping and changing positions every three minutes is a good experience.” 💬 Porn is indeed a bad example of good sex. But the people crying the loudest about porn being a bad example are the kind of people no one would ever want to have sex with. Unclutch your pearls, you tedious vanilla dumbasses.
