I am indeed… I’m always behind by a few eps, but we’ll be watching S10E25 tonight.
I’ve gotta admit, it’s been a terribly disappointing season so far. On a purely physical level, this cast is a villa-sized dumpster fire… outside of Ella and Leah, none of the girls have been appealing, and the boys are just as bad. (How the fuck did they even let Jess and Dad Bod through the door on day one?) And the kids know it, too… they’ve all been holding out for hotter people to show up and save them from the mediocrity, but after a series of boring bombshells entered, they’re finally, reluctantly falling into couples.
(I wish someone would slip a note to these two, just to remind them they are way too hot for this horseshit.)
Thankfully, the Molly twist could save the whole thing. Once she blows up Zach’s new status quo at Casa Amor, the dominos might begin falling, and we’ll see some of these tedious fuckers start crying and screaming. (‘Bout damned time.)
P.S. The most interesting thing so far this series has been the kerfuffle around Ian’s “Nigerian prince” joke. The fact that so many people don’t know what he’s referencing means we have officially left the early days of the internet behind.
P.P.S. I overlooked the “ultimate fave” thing.
Georgia was on my first full series of Love Island, and while she was a drunken, screaming loon on the show, I could stare at her all day long. “I’M LOY-UHL!”
Francesca wasn’t even vaguely the prettiest bird to be on the show, but I loved her sense of style… the other girls were all going for “hot club slut”, while Francesca was wearing flowier, softer outfits.
Paigey Baby! (Lewis Capaldi and Finley should have never let her get away.)
I’m gonna cheat a little and include Love Island Australia here, ‘cause like MAFS, the Aussies have the best version of the show. So Anna McEvoy was pretty much the prettiest girl to ever do any version of Love Island, and also one of the sweetest. Tall as hell, yes, but still… those eyes!
Thanks to all the alcohol restrictions and mental health concerns, we will never have another couple like Curtis and Amy… and the show is worse for it.
Megan: a walking, (sort of) talking testament to the triumph of surgery over nature.
Okay, so Maura… arguably, Tommy and Molly-Mae were the central couple of her season, but Maura pretty much ran that villa from the moment she entered. I’d say she was the star of the show, but…
