One of the cunts is in town to meet me, and while I did manage to survive the flash flood issuing from betwixt her legs, I haven’t had time for much Tumblring.
ahem
wow ok
flash flood
good yeah
not embarrassing at all
“Her crotch was slick like the splatter-radius of a KFC deep fryer.”
“She spread her legs, and I waited patiently for the snail to crawl back into view.”
