Replaced the light bulbs in the bathroom.
It’s now bright enough for me to notice that my beard is rapidly developing a big gray patch on my chin.
Fuck you, illumination.
Update, almost four years later:
Gray. So, so much gray.
Three years later:
Yikes.
Two years later:
Well, we’ve stabilized a bit… the mad rush toward silver has slowed to more of a plodding march.