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Replaced the light bulbs in the bathroom.

It’s now bright enough for me to notice that my beard is rapidly developing a big gray patch on my chin.

Fuck you, illumination.

Update, almost four years later:

Gray. So, so much gray.

Three years later:

Yikes.

Two years later:

Well, we’ve stabilized a bit… the mad rush toward silver has slowed to more of a plodding march.