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sublunaryorchid:

y’all I …………………………. need attention

This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.

(Everyone pause for a moment and reflect, so you can remember where you were when you heard the news.)

Now, orchidperson: kindly explain to the class what you’ve done to merit the attention you seek.

We’ll wait.