Ugly Truth

The acceptability of like-spamming varies according to the attractiveness of the spammer.

if spam.exists {
  spammerAss = checkOut(spam.thatAss);
  if (spammerAss == “hot”) {
    return “Well hello to you too, little girl. You just keep on tapping those hearts.”;
  } else {
    return “Hey, you, get off my lawn!”;
  }
}

I’m a terrible person inside.