🍍 princess
The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
Everytime i use nair i realize i should have left the door open. What do i forget every time? Any ventilation what so ever.
A woman’s bathroom counter is a fucking minefield for my nostrils. Half of everything there is borderline toxic, while the other half just makes me sneeze.… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “My love language is tender dehumanization”I’m not the kinda girl that wants to be hit or abused. I’m not a painslut. Like not at all. Husband loves me but doesn’t fully respect me as a person. He knows I’m too stupid to make my own decisions and we’ve had conversations where I’ve done something dumb and he’d start to get upset and then he’d like stop himself, like ‘oh right, you’re just dumb, of course you didn’t think this through.’
…… there is foreplay involved?
Sure! Like, say, when I’m distracting you by playfully touching you with my right hand while the left is pouring something in your drink. Or when I’m running a dictionary attack against one of your accounts, so I can open it up wide and scroll through all the things you’ve prayed I’d never see.… Read the rest “do you like rape foreplay”
… Read the rest “Fair warning:”I do sometimes promote or reblog pornography from (seemingly?) genuine misogynists.
•On the one hand, I feel bad about promoting these people.
•On the other hand, I don’t feel like I should ever be ashamed of what really gets me off.
I want you to trace your blade across my abdomen, warm breath in my ear when you whisper, “I’m sorry baby, this is the only way I know to put those butterflies in your stomach”.
I wonder what sort of place you’d make for them in your belly?… Read the rest “”
her: Sorry about the mouth-slobber on the bottle.
me: Mouth-slobber? As opposed to what? Is there another type of slobber I might encounter?
her: I knew I shouldn’t have phrased it that way. I knew it.
me: Stop threatening me with your mysterious lady-drippings.
In no particular order (apart from I/D who is my no. 1 fav): @intersectdisconnect, @brat-grrrrl2, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls, @babycunt + @deadlittleslut (same person) and @inductionofautosadism2.
It’s always sweet to be appreciated by a connoisseur.
You tell me that I’m your precious little baby and you’d never let anybody hurt me then you drug me until I become sick and dependant on you.
I’m not sure why anyone would need drugs to render you sick and dependent.