Tag: fun date idea

We’ll have a game night. We’ll play Dungeons & Dragons. And we’ll create characters based on ourselves.

I’ll be a multi-classed magic user/thief.

You’ll be a Gelatinous Cube.

Let’s role play.

You’ll be a pointless piece of discarded fluff that floats around on stale currents of nothingness, periodically stirred up and stepped upon, destined to settle like all insubstantial, inconsequential things to the very lowest point.

And I’ll be a Roomba.

You —a person who’s insecure about her trashy accent— and I —a well-known bastard— spend an afternoon exploring a crowded museum, where I insist that you express your thoughts about each display. Every time you finish speaking, I respond with “Say again?… Read the rest “Fun Date Idea”

We have a wonderful evening together, doing everything you love to do, and as we fall together into bed in the wee hours, you tell me through ecstatic giggles that it’s been the best night of your life.

Then I wrap a belt around your neck and ask if you’d like to go out on a high note.