Making him proud is literally the highlight of my life.
…said the very good girl.
Question for the men out there:
What does it feel like to inflict pain on us girls? What is the most satisfying part about it?
What does it feel like? Like something you deserve.
What’s the most satisfying part?… Read the rest “”
… Read the rest “”Great thing about living in Florida is that you can tan toppless in your backyard with golfers strolling by and feel comfortable in this nice 80 degree weather in January.
… Read the rest “”I don’t know how you cunts do it.
In a way, you’re my life’s work, a puzzle I was built to ponder. I’ve spent years listening to you and analyzing your conflicted, constricted, and convoluted thoughts; you’re all such sad little knots, awaiting an Alexander to untangle you with the edge of a blade.
… Read the rest “Hiiii everyone”You’re alive!
I am! Oh tumbler, I’ve missed you 💕
Tumblr has missed you back, young lady.
Is it pathetic of me to say that I’ve missed your blog the most over these past few years?
You’re alive!
I am! Oh tumbler, I’ve missed you 💕
Tumblr has missed you back, young lady.
Huh
I would like a business to exist where I keep fertile women chained in my basement and sell their eggs to finance my artistic endeavors, until their ovaries finally die and their bodies are left as barren as their stunted little souls.… Read the rest “Hello, what business do you wish exist to help you grow your blog and/or business?”
I’m a horrid procrastinator because I’m an egregiously obsessive perfectionist with a firm grasp on reality. I frequently refuse to reply to messages, not because I don’t want to talk, but because I don’t want to spend an hour precisely articulating a response.