So, this one starts out like every other stream, but by the end… it’s something else entirely.
Somehow I ended up with five or six cunts in heat, eagerly playing with themselves while I mocked and belittled them.
Which means it was a good time.… Read the rest “”
After snipping out all of MAFS and the music I played, a 7 hour mega-stream is reduced to 3 hours. But it’s a solid three hours, along with a stretch where a whole roomful of girls got Deep Into Their Feelings at one point.… Read the rest “”
(The unedited version of the stream is available on Telegram.)
We finally watched the pilot of The Shield, and followed it up by going in the opposite direction with Dr. Horrible.
(“The hammer is my penis.”)
We didn’t have the chance to do story time, unfortunately, so I told the chat-chicks to gather some suggestions, and we’ll do a whole bunch of reading on Saturday’s stream.
Here’s the auto-edit of Saturday’s marathon stream… we were hanging out for five hours, watching princesses get raped, discussing goat-fucking, reading my ancient story Our Secret, degrading uppity girls in the chat room, and if you go to the 40:30 mark, you’ll catch an extended bit where I give everyone a taste of what I’d be like as your dad.… Read the rest “”
(Above is the auto-edited, YouTube-friendly version of the stream. The complete version is available to watch on Telegram.)
I was over an hour late for Thursday night’s stream, but most of the little dummies in the audience stuck around until I showed… I’m not sure if that’s because I’m worth waiting for, or they were just enjoying talking among themselves about purses and elementary school Fight Club.… Read the rest “”
Here’s an automated edit of Monday’s show, including half of MAFS Australia S08E04, and my —sadly unrehearsed— reading of this week’s new story, Checking In.
So here’s what you get when when you take a 2+ hour livestream of me watching MAFS/Seinfeld, reacting to the chat room, and reading a couple stories, drop all the audio except my mic, and then run it through an app to strip the silences.… Read the rest “”
I know he was just Hannah Horvath’s dad to most of you, but when I was a little kid, he was Tom Hanks’ horny, cross-dressing partner-in-retrospectively-creepy-crime on Bosom Buddies, and Julia Duffy’s nerdy husband on Newhart. He was never going to be a movie star like Hanks —Peter looked and acted a bit like the mutant offspring of Rick Moranis and David Hyde Pierce— but he had solid taste in projects, and remained relevant well into the 21st century.… Read the rest “Peter Scolari (1955-2021)”
ZZ Top had spent years as a band of hard-rocking old farts specializing in low-brow songs for horny teenaged boys, but they reached the pinnacle of their success via a pop-inflected song, a hot car, and a trio of girls head-bobbing and hip-twitching their way through one of the most watched music videos of the ‘80s.… Read the rest “Dusty Hill (1949-2021)”
