This is how you seduce a man:
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I’ll do to you
I’ll fuck you and your minions too
Audio
“Rescue” – Lucinda Williams
Don’t say you were never told the truth, ladies.
“H.W.C.” – Liz Phair
My idea of entertainment: playing this song repreatedly until the woman you’re with can’t help but have the lyrics burned into her brain. Then taking her out somewhere in public, humming the tune under your breath, and waiting for her to break into song at the most inappropriate possible moment.
“Delia’s Gone” – Johnny Cash
One of the most brutally violent songs of the ’90s, and yet largely ignored at the time by people who were more worried about what NWA might do to the police.
Of course, Johnny’s song does have something that most of Dre and Cube’s stuff lacked: comeuppance and remorse.
“Pretty Tied Up” – Guns N’ Roses
I know this chick, she lives down on Melrose.
She ain’t satisfied without some pain…
“Seein’ Things” – The Black Crowes
I’m in a mood, and thus you get my mood music.
The Fixer
The FixerYou can keep screaming, but they’re not turning the car around. Mommy and Daddy don’t want you anymore, not as you are. They don’t want to see your face again until you’ve been fixed.
It’s a shame, of course… you and I both know there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian, and it’s insane that they hate that part of you with such fervor.… Read the rest “The Fixer”