I am absolutely coming to this dinner. Heads up
Our flights are going to turn this into one seriously pricey meal, greedy.
With that said, I’m all in favor of an Algonquin Round Table of Weird Girls encouraging me to ramble.
And believe me when I tell you, there will be a lot of rambling. Dinner will be over before I get to the end of the first anecdote.
um i believe this is called A Cult like do we all have 2 wear burlap sacks or white robes? when he says anecdote he means indoctrination
ummm yes hello can I come please 👋🏼
This sounds delightful
Don’t listen to the brat-person: she’s just angling for a new wardrobe. The dinner would really be the inaugural meeting of Helping Oppressed Ladies Eventually Succeed, and I would simply be the guest speaker. (Ignore the girl under the table, clinging to my leg.)
Personally, I’d enjoy the after-dinner walking tour of Places Bratty Got Punched In The Face That One Time While Drunk.
@domestic–doll : You can come, of course. After the walking tour, we can go to a movie and make all the short people sit in the row behind us.
@flashytitle: Your presence would be welcome, but you must promise to be on my side. Because frankly, I suspect Bratty and Greedy only like this idea because they want to turn my speaking engagement into a roast.