I love the way you phrase that, like being a 5’1” virgin is akin to having a conjoined twin growing out of your armpit. “How do I get experienced men to ignore the creepy way Half-Susie’s misshapen little foot kicks when they touch my nipple?” Everyone loves short chicks, weirdo… it’s not a tough sell.
My recommendation? Wear a t-shirt that says “I’m Legal And Prepared For Disappointment”.