If you must… you’re thinking of the correct person while humping your hand, and that’s the important thing. If your orgasm isn’t dedicated to a man, then what’s the point in having it at all, right? But really, I don’t know about “daddy” these days.
I think I’d rather be your uncle. Y’know, the guy who’s like a weird, more interesting version of your daddy… his vibe is kind of sketchy and rich with misdemeanor, but he’s basically well-intentioned and caring. He talks to you like you’re smart even when you’re an idiot, while teaching you dirty jokes you’re too embarrassed to repeat and ugly truths no one else will share. He laughs at you when he shows you something that makes you squirm, and you’re pretty sure that if you got him really high the weekend after your 18th birthday, he’d totally sit and watch you do it with your best friend on the floor of his basement man-cave.
Yeah… that feels about right.