Several thoughts:
1. Are you kidding me? The human cock is a ridiculous chunk of morphing gristle, mine included. (Hell, mine especially, if that makes you feel better.) If you’ve paid any attention at all to my writing, then you’re well aware that the only thing I find more disgusting than a woman is a man.
2. My blog features at least one post with a pinned-open twat that I compared to a Sarlacc Pit. So if the worst thing that I say about someone’s tortured and clamped flesh flaps is that they look like something that belongs between my teeth, I feel I’m being exceptionally generous.
3. I get that you’re insecure about how you look down there; I’ve got a broad assortment of hang-ups, too. But if nothing else, you know one thing this blog has confirmed for me? Sometimes, the very ugliest parts of you are the parts people treasure the most. Can’t speak for anyone else, but I find that comforting.