The line for applications is to your left. I’ll need to see your face, ass, and cunt, a list of your key failings, a timeline of sordid things done by or to you, and an understanding that you’ll never matter unless you can somehow convince me you’re cute.
On the application, in the section labeled “What You’re Good For”, don’t worry if you have a hard time coming up with anything… just leave the box blank and I’ll fill it in for you later.
Also, you’re gonna be in that line a long fucking time… get comfortable.
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(Why, yes, I do need to go to the DMV this week. Why do you ask?)