Yes, absolutely! I want girls to get UTIs!
Because posts referring to “Mr. Bladder Infection” are clearly very serious, and should always be taken completely at face-value. Especially if they’re tagged #mindfuckery, which in no way suggests any sort of underlying agenda or attempt to generate cognitive dissonance.
Nope, you’ve figured it out… I just really like cranberry juice, and will seize any opportunity to keep the fridge fully stocked.