“Come and listen to my story of a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed…”
“When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful / A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical…”
“Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night…”
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re altogether ooky, the Addams family.”
“No, dad, what about you?!”
“Look at them yo-yos, that’s the way you do it… you play the guitar on your MTV…”
“I want to be the first man you remember, I want to be the last man you forget…”
“Dark side’s comin’ down, nothing is real. She’ll never know just how I feel.”
“You know you have to face it, you’re addicted to love…”
“I took a ride with a sadist on a Saturday night, his teeth were like diamonds in the dashboard light…”
“She’s pretty tied up, hangin’ upside-down, she’s pretty tied up, and you can ride her…”
“You let me violate you / You let me desecrate you / You let me penetrate you / You let me complicate you”
“Shake that ass, bitch, and let me see what you got…”
“But I’m a creep / I’m a weirdo / What the hell am I doing here? / I don’t belong here”
“Everybody knows the dice are loaded, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed…”
“There’s only one person who’s going to decide what I’m going to do and that’s me.”
“Tell me your secrets, I’ll tell you mine. This ain’t no time to be cool.”
“Was ever woman in this humour woo’d? Was ever woman in this humour won?”
“God only knows what I’d be without you (God only knows)”
“I was screamin’ into the canyon, at the moment of my death, the echo I created, outlasted my last breath”
(That last one is purely speculative.)