I like a lap-sized runt who can be easily tossed around, no question.
But I’ll have you know that I visit all parts of the zoo, even the giraffes. I always offer @sublunaryorchid a handful of carrots when I see her, and I’m telling you right now, if the moment’s ever right, I’m gonna climb the fence and try to ride @domestic–doll.
(I also like the pretty birds, the koalas, the camels, the manatees, and the petting zoo with all the pigs. There are a lot of pigs.)