…and didn’t want to date you , because you are not worthy actually , and don’t worry , You are definitely known for The Guy Who Couldn’t Get The Chick To Date Him . So fuck you , asshole you and all guys like you.
Someone’s been exploring the archive! Just for the record:
- Breaking that unicorn was shitty of me. No question. It was just plain mean, and I shouldn’t have done it. Fortunately, I grew up and stopped being mean to girls… until they beg for it.
- We were 16 at the time, and she’s a grandma now… perhaps that day plagues her dreams, but I doubt it.
- I feel particularly confident about that because she explicitly forgave me during our countless hours of conversation, and a couple years later invited me over to her house to watch VHS porn and share a first time on her mom’s bed. (Sadly, her dad came home from work before two nervous virgins could pull the trigger.)
- I get that the story pushed your buttons, so I don’t object to you being cranky. But c’mon, kiddo… I hear “I love you” so often it’s starting to sound like my name, so your biting commentary is a tad toothless.
- With that said, the “fuck you, asshole” is both noted and respected. I hope your day felt a little better after venting your spleen.