how many new girls are there 🧐
(submitted by: Anonymous)
“New” is a difficult word, ‘cause anyone who’s actually new isn’t worth talking about on the blog. I have to know someone very well for many months —or years— before they get a mention here.
If we’re talking “new” as in “hi, you don’t know I exist, but I’ve been quietly falling in love with you for years and I’ve finally found the courage to offer myself up to you,” well, there are three or four of those around at any given time.
But if “new” means “a cunt who has recently surrendered herself to her higher power and is rapidly losing her privacy and autonomy”? Just one of those at the moment.