fuck, marry, kill: Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift
(submitted by: Anonymous)
This would have been a more interesting conundrum if you’d gone with Tate McRae (multi-talented), Madison Beer (absurdly hot), and Miley Cyrus (intriguing weirdo)… that would be a tough one.
As it is… I have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is, so I can’t say much there.
Olivia Rodrigo is solid lyrically, but the more I’ve listened, I find the music itself derivative. She’s cute —with those giant eyes, I’m surprised she hasn’t already been cast in a “live action” Disney remake of something— but she’s otherwise unremarkable.
And Taylor… I don’t know what to say. Country Taylor was an adorable, gawky giraffe whose work I found delightful, but Pop Taylor couldn’t possibly be more irrelevant to my interests. And since Pop Taylor has now been around for way longer, it’s fair to say that’s the definitive version. So… eh.