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You sometimes allude to something that I think, and Im really Sorry, might be…

You sometimes allude to something that I think, and Im really Sorry, might be Scat/poop. You call girls toilets and talk about “the grossest stuff” needing cleanup. Is eating actual shit something that we should expect if we are pursuing you?

Okay, look, I think that kind of thing is objectively disgusting. I don’t want to see it, and it doesn’t turn me on. I don’t even like thinking about it. I showed the girls “2 girls 1 cup” just because they were missing a vital part of 2K culture, and I definitely laughed a lot at their distraught reactions, but by the end we were all pretty much…

On the other hand, one of the ickier cunts has asked that I please not interrupt the eating of my ass by showering first. So I suppose some of… that… could happen to some limited extent. And then I’ll just have to hose the bitch down with Listerine or something.

So to answer your question: no, it’s not something I expect. But girls are gross, and I wouldn’t put anything past a cunt.