…by fellow Brits, who themselves often speak in an incomprehensible, slurred garble. Except the Scots, who are still frequently incomprehensible, but in an amusing, cute way. Listening to one talk is like being barked at by a sarcastic puppy.
To American ears, on the other hand, those dumbass Brummies have a sing-songy sweetness to their voices… when they’re calm and quiet, the girl versions sound like sleepy babies reciting their own nursery rhymes.