personally i think penises are somewhat glorious. there’s really nothing like a beautiful cock jammed down your throat, really. why do you think they’re ugly?

The average dong looks like an H.R. Giger design that was discarded for looking too stupid. I’ll grant you that it’s a biomechanical marvel, but so is a sea slug.

Fortunately, taking pretty girls and shoving ugly things inside them is kind of a hobby of mine.