Questions and Answers

You’re so fucked up but your writing is so creative and genius that I don’t know how anybody could hate on you. P.S.. You should really go back to Mr. Blonde.

Thank you! I try not to take it too personally when people hate the blog.

My followers know I’m but a humble street magician, using a little psychic misdirection to turn shame into orgasms. But to a random person wandering up to the show and giving it a cursory glance, it looks more like some crazed asshole, juggling chainsaws with an erection. They’re entitled to their instinctive burst of outrage at the sight.

(With that said, I would totally watch that show. From a safe distance.)

Oh, and go watch season 2 of Deadwood. Put it together with my recent medical history and you’ll know why I feel more like Al these days.