this many

i lost track of how many times i was just minding my business, going about my day, when Daddy would simply hold up 3 fingers in front of me, annnnd suddenly my brain was mush and i couldn’t talk anymore

the essence of Puddles

“I… I’ll have the chicken!” said the desperate-to-impress vegetarian.

sublunaryorchid:

🤍 loved

I like being remembered.

Hi sir. I hope you’re well. I need some advice if you have time…

Hi sir. I hope you’re well. I need some advice if you have time to listen. I’ve been dating my boyfriend for about 3 years and we’ve lived together for 2. About a year ago I went through his photos (wrong of me I know) and saw that he was taking photos of me naked while I was sleeping and didn’t know.

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The Daily Dad — May 9, 2024

Things you might want to know:

RIP ‘Red vs. Blue.’ Machinima Is Gone—but Its Legacy Is Everywhere
💭 I haven’t watched an episode of RvB in ten years, but I loved it early on… hell, I bought DVDs of the first few “seasons”.

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Is it okay for a girl of yours to be a sex worker?

Is it okay for a girl of yours to be a sex worker?

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Added this to the FAQs.

Whats the grossest thing you have ever made a girl do?

Whats the grossest thing you have ever made a girl do?

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I made her admit what she really is.

Sometimes there’s nothing more disgusting than the truth.

hisblossom:

it’s almost Daddy Day 🤍

On this weekend’s episode of Mythbusters, we’re going to find out what really happens if you wrestle with pigs. Will I get dirty? Will the pigs enjoy it? Will something explode? Is Canadian bacon really different?… Read the rest “”

Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be…

Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be submissive to you, but might… possibly… really enjoy bullying other dumb cunts? 😇

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I’d consider it, sure. I find that sort of thing cute, like a puppy growling at her own shadow.… Read the rest “Would you ever consider owning a switch? Someone who would of course always be…”

But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find…

But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find that disgusting or just keep going?

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Spit, snot, and phlegm? Find it disgusting and keep going.

Lobster and tenderloin from earlier in the evening?… Read the rest “But would you mind if a girl threw up on you? Would you find…”