I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming,…

I tried to get my mother to watch the first half of TRW Homecoming, the funniest part is this woman used to watch marathons of TRW with me when I was in middle and high school (I’m in my late 20s) and apparently missed all of the points, and didn’t go well…she didn’t even last a full minute into it when that convo…..super fun.

I also just finished the last few episodes a couple of hours ago and Norm and the LGBT+ issues they bring up too, especially bi-erasure which are super personal for me….I ended up sobbing….I didn’t really keep up with it after 2013 but TRW (not road rules or challenges, actual RW) was one of the only good things left on mtv in the 00s and it was the ONLY good thing they had left after TRL was cancelled and MUSICtv -officially- died and it was always just so impactful and raw and it’s as necessary now as it ever has been and yeah…sorry to just gush about it but no one IRL for me understands why I keep suggesting the homecoming or how it could be anything other than “tYpiCaL mTv dRAmAAaAaaA” so it was cool to see someone reflect on it…okay, sorry again for my novel, hope you have a wonderful mornin/afternoon/evenin/day…

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(This reply is, like, a few years late. It’s been sitting in my drafts. At this point, even TRW Homecoming: New Orleans is a distant memory. Sheesh.)

Your mom disappoints me. How she raised someone sweet and thoughtful, I have no idea.

Honestly, I should have seen this shit coming. The Boomers did the same fucking thing… they were progressive as hell in their youth, and then did a hard 180 back into the I-got-mine-motherfuckerism that birthed them. My generation, meanwhile, was never particularly awake politically —we were too busy playing video games and disrupting things that bored us— but I never figured so many of us would suddenly shrug and join our parents in their pseudo-religious, authoritarian circle-jerk. I sincerely thought better of us.

Here —as in many things— I point to Bill Clinton, and my generation’s stupid contemporaneous defense of him. We all —self included— excused the fact that he’s a weak, sleazy, brilliant, charismatic piece of shit, and in so doing, inadvertently lowered the bar for the dignity of the Oval Office. He lied and smirked and left a young woman to drown in public, and we all felt like we were in on a clever “fuck you” to the petty moralists of the world. Why wouldn’t a generation like mine look at a lizard-brained, orange troll and say, ‘I wonder what would happen if we gave him a rhetorical flamethrower?” I sincerely thought we were liberating humanity by connecting everything together, but we were really just building a massively complicated framework for screaming “FUCK YOU” into the void.

Anyway, back to Becky…

I doubt it would work, but I’d like to sit her down and try to explain how simple all of this could be for her. It’s like, Rebecca, I know it seems like there are lots of scary new things you’re being asked to learn, and that you’re uncomfortable with a future where you’re expected to acknowledge the flaws people find in the things you love, but you know what would really help? Shutting the fuck up. You can pretend to listen while some half-baked, shitty song floats through your head, and just nod appreciatively when appropriate. You’re old and white and comfortable, so you can just fucking coast the rest of the way. No one needs your opinions, and if you don’t voice them, we won’t assume you’re a jackass. Everyone wins! And how do I know this? Because I watched a movie about psychics, and now I can see the future. (You insufferable asshole.)

Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords,…

Hi, new dom here trying to learn the ropes. Since you’re talking about safewords, what do I actually do when my sub safewords? Like I know not to ever ignore a safeword but when they use it, what is the procedure I should follow?

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Ask her what’s up. That’ll do it.

Seriously… it’s not complicated. She safewords, you stop what you’re doing, and you listen to what she’s telling you. Then you act on that information.

Be curious and give a shit. That’s the whole procedure.

I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍

I’m so glad I found your blog 🤍

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And it is glad to be found.

I’ve been here —speaking like this, about this— for over ten years. In that time I have done unusual things, visited odd places, and collected a menagerie of curious creatures who all want to hump my foot. It’s been weird, but cool.

Happy New Year, kids. Let’s do a better job with this one.

How does one get started with edging and cockwarming without getting carried away?

How does one get started with edging and cockwarming without getting carried away?

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I find this a curious question for two reasons:

  1. Why are edging and cockwarming paired up? They’re both fine ways for a girl to spend her time, to be sure… but it doesn’t feel like there’s a natural affinity there. Unlike, say, edging and a porn addiction. Or cockwarming and urination.
  2. How exactly does one get “carried away” with almost-but-not-quite doing something? What are you afraid might happen if you suck too much flaccid cock? I don’t foresee any failure conditions that you cannot correct by having an orgasm or spitting out the dick next time, Cockie Monster.

That aside, you get started with edging by being a depraved little bitch who can’t keep her hands off herself, and then never, ever forget that you don’t deserve the very thing you are actively making yourself crave. And remember that you do deserve to be twitchy, squirmy, spacey, achy, and permanently, embarrassingly wet.

As for cockwarming: pick a cock, put it in your mouth. Now stay there. Hum a little tune if you like. Do some lazy licking. Take a nap with it inside you. Talk at length about your deepest personal truths while keeping your mouth full, so I don’t have to pretend to pay attention to your usual gibberish.

Just have fun, basically.

Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa,…

Do you and your girls have any holiday traditions? I’m imagining a secret Santa, or each girl getting a free orgasm…?

Anyways, Merry Christmas! I’m so glad I discovered you this year 💗

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Our primary holidays are International Bedtime Month and the holy days of April and October.

But I’m all in favor of foreign celebrations, so Blossom will be ending her six month long orgasmic fast this very day. Before immediately starting it again in preparation for next Christmas.

And Merry Christmas back atcha! I’m glad you found me too.

i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things…

i want the man im fucking to be more like you. say the things you do and treat me how you treat cunts. he’s almost there, sometimes he says things that are right on track, but not quite, and it feels like the worst edging session of my life. he gets me off better than anyone else ever has but I feel like im just missing that ONE thing and i can’t put my finger on it. i need him to treat me more like im useless, stupid, small, dumb, all of that, i basically wish he was you. i wish i knew how to communicate this to him. “hey, go look at this blog, and act exactly like this man.” absolutely not.

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You are quite correct: “I want you to be that guy over there” will not get you anywhere. But showing him what you really want is seldom a bad idea.

RE: ONE thing

My guess about the missing bit? You want it to feel real. He can say all the right words and get you off in bed, but it’s not going to work around the rest of the house if you don’t feel like he means it. You need more than a guy who’s working through a checklist of your favorite insults and threats… when he calls you a half-witted cunt, he has to mean it in order for you to feel it.

You need more than a pejorative pantomime. Of course, you also need more than an angry, demanding asshole.

No one said being a girl was gonna be easy.

FWIW, I’m aware of three ways in which the blog has been shared among partners.

  1. As a filter… a girl shows her new guy the blog, and waits to see if he has a mature, balanced, thoughtful reaction to it. If he’s freaked out, or intimidated, or a little too eager… red flag.
  2. As a vocabulary builder… lots of girls —including you, apparently— struggle with communicating the nuances of their desires. (And if I’m your ideal, your desires are both blatantly and subtly complicated.) The blog is in no way A Guide to Doing This Shit, but it can give two people the basis for an evolving conversation.
  3. As a means of seduction… a guy will send his girl a link to one of my stories or essays, hoping that she’ll get worked up and beg him for something similar. Which is great for him when it works out, and great for me when they break up and she comes scratching at my door, begging for the real thing.